A propos de Juvan sucks

I'm currently working as a cook at a dingy restaurant and basically living paycheck to paycheck. Myboss only cares about money. He is a greedy bastard who treats me like IÔÇÖm nothing but a glorifiedslave. He can be so crabby and demanding. Especially during rush hour. If he could find someone else, he would replace me in a heartbeat. My girlfriend just dumped me. I hate my life. But I got a crush on this new girl. I talked to her a couple of times and I got her on Facebook now. She has got afunny accent. She's super smart and cheeky. I think she wants to become an astronaut or something. And she's into martial arts. My best friend is a self-proclaimed rockstar. Unfortunately, he's lazy and obese because all he ever does is goof around. I don't mind that he doesn't have a computer or anything. And I really couldn't care less about his weight problemÔÇötruth be told, his morbid fascination with mayonnaise has grown on me over the yearsÔÇöbut his total lack of common sense is taking its toll on me. A case in point: ''Oh, you're a girl?! '', he said when the astronaut/martial artistshowed up at our pool party (wearing a bikini!) the other day. Before kicking her shin as hard as his pink, hairless and rotund leg allowed him. Sometimes I can't help but wonder if he has been livingunder a rock. I kind of hate him. He's always aroundÔÇöbut never when it really matters. In my heart of hearts, I know that I envy him because he doesnÔÇÖt have to go to work. Freedom. No responsibilities whatsoever. But at the end of the day, heÔÇÖs all I got. He's my buddy, neighbor, sidekick and